Now that I've got your attention . . .

For the next five days, January 18th through the 22nd, Snow White & the Eighth Dwarf will be free on Amazon.

Amazon willing, of course, since I have heard of them on rare occasion missing promo dates. But I don't expect any complications, so pop on over and pick up your free copy of my snarky retelling of the Snow White fairy tale as told by the eighth dwarf, Bitchy.

To entice you, here's Bitchy's take on the queen's magic mirror.

Now nothing good ever comes from listening to magical mirrors. Mostly, because their inhabitants are, by nature, obsequious bootlickers, but the trouble really starts when one goes rogue. This happens sometimes when a mirror is possessed by someone of high social status. The competition with human sycophants drives them a little batty. As a result, they turn on the very person they’ve been sucking up to. Their union considers this PTSD—Post Traumatic Suck-up Disorder—but they play the occupational hazard close to the vest because they believe—and rightly so—that this potential neurosis would hurt their image. Personally, I think mirror inhabitants are spoiled children who can’t stand not being the center of attention.
So hop on over to Amazon and pick up your copy.

I hope you enjoy it, and I'd love to hear from you if you do.


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    1. The word is getting out there that it exists and a few reviews are starting to show up. That's all I wanted, so I'm happy.