Tuesday Teaser/Opening ~ Sand

Before I get to my Tuesday Teaser, I just want to mention that today my short retelling of Snow White & the Eighth Dwarf is free on Amazon. Be warned, if this were a movie, it would probably be R rated, but it's also written with humor.

Short Blurb:
You always knew there was something fishy about Snow White's story, didn’t you? Seven lusty men. One young, nubile woman. Living innocently together in a cottage in the woods.

But life ain't no fairy tale.

Now Bitchy, the eighth dwarf, tells the real story of Snow White and it's nothing like you imagined. Or maybe it is.

~***~

Now on to the main attraction.

Frankly, I wouldn't read the Sand Omnibus by Hugh Howey based on the blurb or the first paragraph, but I read Wool and I know Hugh Howey can pull me in and make me care. Sometimes you go on faith.

The Blurb:
The old world is buried. A new one has been forged atop the shifting dunes. Here in this land of howling wind and infernal sand, four siblings find themselves scattered and lost. Their father was a sand diver, one of the elite few who could travel deep beneath the desert floor and bring up the relics and scraps that keep their people alive. But their father is gone. And the world he left behind might be next.

Welcome to the world of Sand, the first new novel from New York Times bestselling author Hugh Howey since his publication of the Silo Saga. Unrelated to those works, which looked at a dystopian world under totalitarian rule, Sand is an exploration of lawlessness. Here is a land ignored. Here is a people left to fend for themselves. Adjust your ker and take a last, deep breath before you enter.

The Opening:
Starlight guided them through the valley of dunes and into the northern wastes. A dozen men walked single file, kers tied around their necks and pulled up over their noses and mouths, leather creaking and scabbards clacking. The route was circuitous but a direct line meant summiting the crumbling sand and braving the howling winds at its peaks. There was the long way and there was the hard way, and the brigands of the northern wastes rarely chose the hard way.

The Teaser:
He flowed the sand upward, pulling Hap and his tank with him, rising through the last hundred meters of sand as his air ran out, but he knew and Vic told him that he could make it. And he believed.


Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following: Grab your current readOpen to a random pageShare two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page. BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers! To see what others are sharing on the Teaser Tuesdays, check the comments at:: http://shouldbereading.wordpress.com/


 

Share the first paragraph (or a few) from a book you are reading. Here's the link: Bibliophile By The Sea

15 comments:

  1. Sorry, this one does not work for me, but I'm am sure there will be plenty of readers who enjoy it.

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  2. Funny, I just got this trilogy based on the recommendation of two friends -- so I'll be reading. :) My teaser

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  3. Sounds really tempting! Thanks for sharing...and for visiting my blog. Enjoy!

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  4. Sounds like a terribly harsh setting and a dramatic plot. This reminds me a little bit of the Dune series by Frank Herbert. I hope you're enjoying the story.
    My Tuesday post features RAINSHADOW ROAD.

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  5. I'd be interested in reading more - great teaser choice too. Thanks for visiting my TT https://cleopatralovesbooks.wordpress.com/2014/11/25/teaser-tuesday-november-25/

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  6. The snow white teaser is hilarious! Not sure on Sand, I'd have to read a bit more.

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    1. The Snow White story is free today, so help yourself.

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  7. I'm really digging the description in the intro. It really puts me in the place of the story. Great pick!!

    Here are My teasers...

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  8. Definitely checking out your book, it sounds like fun ;) Sorry for being so late with commenting today! I do really like the beginning, it is very descriptive and I can imagine exactly what the author wants me to. I still haven't read the Silo Saga although I have been planning to for ages, thanks for reminding me ;) Thanks for sharing :) have a great week!
    My Tuesday Post
    Juli @ Universe in Words

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    1. Hope you enjoy my version of SW.

      And the Silo Saga is definitely worth reading.

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  9. I downloaded your book. Looks great!

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  10. Thanks for the heads up on your Snow White retelling. Sounds intriguing. I'm not so sure about Sand Omnibus, though. It doesn't grab me!

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    1. It didn't grab me either, but I've enjoyed the author before.

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